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Old 01-11-2006, 05:20 PM
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Default The Eagles think they're in the playoffs...

But then they realized they were just watching the games on a brand new HIGH DEFENISION television.

"What quality", said Donovan McNabb, also know as "human hernia".

"I would trade my ego for one of these", said Terell "Terrible" Owens, "Because I can't afford one with my low salary".

"I would give Paul Tagliabue an "under the table" favor," said obese Head Coach Andy Reid.

"What would you do for a HIGH DEFENISION television?"
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They`ll be at the playoffs, Im sure Mike Tice will have some tickets left
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I will join in the trash talking the Eagles.

"I would trade my ego for one of these", said Terell "Terrible" Owens, "Because I can't afford one with my low salary".

Single greatest quote ever.
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I will join in the trash talking the Eagles.

"I would trade my ego for one of these", said Terell "Terrible" Owens, "Because I can't afford one with my low salary".

Single greatest quote ever.
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Damn, I missed it because I was doing some uh... extracurricular activity.
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Yet again, the Eagles will be watching the playoffs on high definition television.
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Because, yet again, Donovan McNabb's season ends early. Him, Fred Taylor (though healthy this year) and Chad Pennington (also healthy this year) should start their own clinic
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Pennington is healthy.
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I know, I said that
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