mocking the draft
This week we get a little insight into two draft prospects
Chewbacca has a Case of Senioritis
Its getting close to draft day and its hard to concentrate on my work. Han keeps yelling at me "Chewi! Fix those power Couplings!" And all I can think is, "@#%$ it, I don't care about the @#%$ power couplings. In a few weeks I be signing a fat contract and going pro. You fix the @#%$ couplings."
I'll admit, my day dreaming has got us into trouble now and again. Like that time I didn't enter the coordinates correctly for the jump to light speed because I was thinking about burying Tom Brady in a mound of Astroturf. Man we just missed Alderan.
Anyway, it'll all be over soon. You can bet that I won't be using any of MY money to cover hans debt to Jabba. Screw him I'm outta here. MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Incredible Hulk: Pro Day Results
Gil Brandt reported the following from an unknown Military compound where the Hulk was holding his pro day workout
- "The Hulk had an impressive showing on the bench. He pressed the Dolphins Team Jet about 100 times before getting really mad and trashing the facilities. Sadly no shuttle times were reported but one scout got close enough estimate the Hulk's 40 time at about 1.95. John Gruden was quoted as saying
"This guy has raw talent. We're not sure where to use him right now and there isn't any game film available. He's a bit of an unknown commodity."
Another scout stated "I dunno, you can't put too much stock in pro day results. We could have another workout warrior - Nfl bust on our han...OH @#%$ HE HEARD ME!!!"
It'll be intersting to see where the Hulk falls on draft day. This workout might have solidified him as a day 1 pick."
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